1. My Jacksonville Jaguars scooped up your offensive coordinator, Falcons fans. After Sunday’s game, I bet you’re all pretty bummed, huh?
2. the folks at Boner’s BBQ want you to “Put at little South in your mouth,” and like your pervert uncle, they’d really prefer you kept your mouth shut about it afterward. the smoked meatery’s owner “lost his lid,” and used social media to scorn a customer who wrote a negative review on Yelp.com (and supposedly didn’t leave a tip), which was a good move if they wanted even more people to read said negative review. Major boner, guys.
But, at least we got a fun mad Lib out of it: “If you see this woman in your restaurant, tell her to go outside and (verb) herself. Yelp that, (noun).”
3. New Hampshire luvs Mittens. Newt? not so much.